What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 03:34
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Questlove on Sly Stone: ‘His Artistry Came With a Burden’ - Rolling Stone
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
No go.
Why is there so much evil in the world?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?
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So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Still no good.
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Is it wise to SECRETLY expose a narcissist by telling others that he/she is a covert narcissist?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts